This was sent to me in an email recently (by a woman if you can believe THAT) and I am sharing it here having only altered it slightly from the original. It just seems to contain a goodly amount of CREAP.US style information.
I'm fed up with all those damn “friendship” emails I get that are all flowery and in truth not even close to reality. So for all us CREAPERS here is friendship promises that are much closer to reality and in tune with the tenets and philosophies of CREAP.US.
We're experiencing technical problems at the CREAP Central Studios (Randy forgot to pay the internet bill again). We will post the podcast as soon as the problem is resolved.
Written by I. M. Manly | 
