Listener Letter - June 26, 2010
Written by I. M. Manly | 
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Independence Day is quickly approaching. So are the dangers that go along with it.
Dear Leadership of Creapdom,
I turn to you for guidance and assistance. What with the Independence Day celebrations just around the corner I am faced with a dilemma of massive portions. Along with the inevitable picnics cookouts and other get togethers of a similar ilk...many ODF which allow me to relax, suck down some brews, and watch some sports or “R” rated DVDs...there will also be the mandatory setting off of the fireworks. I gotta be honest those things scare the crap outta me. Are my fears unfounded or are those buggers just a bag full of accidents waiting to happen.
Yours in creapiness,
Rocky “Red” Glare
East Canton, Ohio
