Listener Letter - June 12
Written by I. M. Manly | 
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Dear Harry, Manly, and Randy
Please help me...though I am not a Creap.us Secret Society Member I am a loyal listener. I am the father of 6 children all but one are girls and the one that isn't seems to be a bit Schmecklish, if you know what I mean. My problem is that every year for Father's Day they shower me with gifts of ties and want to spend time with me. I'm honey dipper for God's sake...what the hell am I going to do with 7 new ties. If I tie them together with the ones I got last year I could hang myself but I think that's what they are hoping for. All I REALLY want for Father's Day is to be just left alone to just relax, suck down some brews, and watch some sports or “R” rated DVDs. Please can you tell those who don't understand exactly what is the TRUE meaning of Father's Day?
Thanks so very much,
Lance Boil
Aultman Manor Apt. 60606
