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Dear Harry, Manly, and Randy

Please help me...though I am not a Creap.us Secret Society Member I am a loyal listener. I am the father of 6 children all but one are girls and the one that isn't seems to be a bit Schmecklish, if you know what I mean. My problem is that every year for Father's Day they shower me with gifts of ties and want to spend time with me. I'm honey dipper for God's sake...what the hell am I going to do with 7 new ties. If I tie them together with the ones I got last year I could hang myself but I think that's what they are hoping for. All I REALLY want for Father's Day is to be just left alone to just relax, suck down some brews, and watch some sports or “R” rated DVDs. Please can you tell those who don't understand exactly what is the TRUE meaning of Father's Day? 

Thanks so very much,

Lance Boil

Aultman Manor Apt. 60606

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Dear Harry, Manly, and Randy

I am a loyal Creap.us secret society member and listen to every podcast religiously. I am a true believer and a follower of the Creap.us tenets. As such I believe there is no problem you can not solve therefore I am turning to you in this my time of need. My wife is constantly badgering me to recycle and I think it is a complete waste of time. I spend most of my days off sorting paper, plastic, glass, cardboard and other types of refuse into various containers so that we can “Save The Environment”! I say screw the environment I want to just relax, suck down some brews, and watch some sports or “R” rated DVDs and be left the hell alone. Please help me.

Yours in loyal creapdom,

Henry Peck

Ridgewood in Canton